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Don't open that door!

2
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Hi-dee-ho, winslows!

3
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Aah! Aah!
Aah!

4
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* it's a rare condition *

5
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* in this day and age *

6
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *

7
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *

8
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *

9
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *

10
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* inside these gentle walls *

11
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *

12
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *

13
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* as days go by *

14
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **

15
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Well, whatcha watching,
Honey knees?

16
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A horror movie,
But you're here now,

17
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And that's much more
Frightening.

18
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Gosh, what a witty wench.

19
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Hee hee hee hee.

20
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[snort]

21
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Steve, go home.

22
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Hey!
What are you doing?

23
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I know, I know, I know.

24
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You all need your dash
Of slash and gash.

25
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I've got somebody
I'd like you to meet.

26
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It's my aunt oona.

27
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Aunt oona?

28
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From altoona.

29
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Well, where is she?

30
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Well, she's outside
Hiding in your bushes.

31
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Uh, why is she
Doing that, steve?

32
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Well, because she's shy.

33
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The truth is, unlike me,

34
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My aunt oona is a little...

35
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Odd.

36
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Aunt oona!

37
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What?

38
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Come on, come on.

39
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Meet the wonderful
Winslows.

40
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Everybody,
This is my aunt oona.

41
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From altoona.

42
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Well, hello--
Hey--

43
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Aah!

44
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Well, that was nice.

45
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Give me that.

46
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Aunt oona!

47
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What?

48
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Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.

49
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Now, they don't bite,

50
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And even if they do,

51
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They've already
Had their shots.

52
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This is harriette
And carl winslow,

53
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My best bud eddo,
My main man richie,

54
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And the lovely laura.

55
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So, uh, oona,

56
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How are things
In altoona?

57
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Oh, not so good.

58
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I've had a streak
Of bad luck.

59
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Oh. Well,
What happened?

60
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My kitchen exploded.

61
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Oh. How did it
Do that?

62
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The gas line broke when
My living room flooded.

63
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Well, how did your
Living room flood?

64
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The water pipe snapped
When the roof collapsed.

65
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But if you--

66
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Give it up, carl.
It's quicksand.

67
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I think I'm getting
A headache.

68
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Uh, well, oona, uh,

69
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Hey, sit down.
Relax. Here.

70
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Thank you.

71
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Aah!

72
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Aunt oona!

73
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Let me help you.

74
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Whoa! Oh!

75
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Oh.

76
00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:03,844
Oh.

77
00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,547
Oh. Oh.

78
00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,719
Did we do that?
Did we do that?

79
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Hey, ma, if you need me,
I'll be outside

80
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Helping waldo fix
His snowmobile.

81
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What's wrong with it?

82
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Two things--

83
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The accelerator
Keeps sticking,

84
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And waldo's hair
Is caught in the treads.

85
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Harriette! Psst, psst.

86
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Steve?

87
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Shh!

88
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What's wrong?

89
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I'm hiding
From my aunt oona.

90
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Why?

91
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She's driving me insane!

92
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

93
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Well, what's the problem?

94
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She follows me around,
Constantly apologizing

95
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For following me around.

96
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It can't be that bad.

97
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It is. If she doesn't
Give me breathing room,

98
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I'm going to scream.

99
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Hi, steve.

100
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Aah!

101
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What's the matter?

102
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Oh, nothing!
Oh, nothing!

103
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Nothing, nothing.

104
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Harriette wants
To talk to you.

105
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Goodbye.

106
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Um, ahem...

107
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I'm oona from altoona.

108
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Yeah, I remember.
Sit on down.

109
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Let's chat
A little bit here.

110
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Okay

111
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Oh. You chat first.

112
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Okay, uh...

113
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Let's see, uh...

114
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There a man
In your life?

115
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Ha ha ha ha.

116
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Well...

117
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Come on. Dish it.

118
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Tell me something
That's going on.

119
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Well, there's this guy--
Barney murkel.

120
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He's the change man
At the laundromat.

121
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I like a man with a dime
In his pocket.

122
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Just between
You and me--

123
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I wouldn't put up a fuss

124
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If he made me
Mrs. Oona urkel murkel.

125
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Has a ring to it.

126
00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,135
So, how long have
You and barney

127
00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,203
Been seeing each other?

128
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Almost two years.

129
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Ooh,
Sounds serious.

130
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You ever set a date?

131
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For what?

132
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The wedding.

133
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Gracious, no.

134
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We've never
Officially met.

135
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You haven't?

136
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Nope.

137
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Unfortunately,

138
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I've never
Needed change.

139
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If it were me and I was
Interested in barney,

140
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I'd get me some change

141
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Whether I needed it or not.

142
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Oh!

143
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That's so devious.

144
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You're such
A strong person.

145
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I wish I had
Your confidence.

146
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Well, maybe we could
Build you some confidence.

147
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How?

148
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There are lots of ways.

149
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A new dress might
Make you feel good.

150
00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,290
Would you like me
To take you shopping?

151
00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,926
Hot diggity dang
And a doo-wa-ditty!

152
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I'll take that as a yes.

153
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After we shop,
We can get our hair done.

154
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Professionally?

155
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You betcha.

156
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You know what?

157
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A new outfit
And a fancy do

158
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Always makes me
Want to strut my stuff.

159
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And you got some
Great stuff to strut.

160
00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,588
So do you. Come on.

161
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I've got some new eye shadow
That'll look great on you.

162
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[engine revving]

163
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[eddie]
Turn it off! Turn it off!

164
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[waldo]
I can't, I can't.
I'm trying.

165
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[eddie]
Waldo!

166
00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,113
[waldo]
What?

167
00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,160
Carl!

168
00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,427
Eddie!

169
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,329
Oh, carl!

170
00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:17,831
[gasping]

171
00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,637
Edward.

172
00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,007
Yeah?

173
00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,276
Can you move, son?

174
00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,479
Yeah.

175
00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,882
Then I suggest you run.

176
00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,058
Waldo.

177
00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,560
What's up?

178
00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,431
Is this your snowmobile?

179
00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,466
Yep.

180
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,636
What do I owe you
For parking?

181
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,776
Come here, waldo!

182
00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,586
Man, I hate
Being grounded.

183
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,121
Cheese ball.

184
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,090
How long you grounded for?

185
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,592
Grape.

186
00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,427
Until he pays
For all the damage.

187
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,630
850 bucks! Pecan.

188
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,935
I got to figure out
How to come up

189
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,938
With some serious
Ducats. Waldo.

190
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,106
What's up?

191
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,809
You got some money
You can loan me? Grape.

192
00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,011
I'm all tipped over.
Pecan.

193
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:39,747
Tipped over?

194
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,882
You mean tapped out,
Cheese ball.

195
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,955
I was calling you
A cheese ball!

196
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,657
Oh. Cool.

197
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,496
What about you, steve?
Can you float me a loan?

198
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,699
Sorry! I gave waldo
All my cash

199
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,600
So he could fix
His snowmobile.

200
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,302
Listen. I have an idea.

201
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,536
What?

202
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,640
Waldo geraldo faldo
Actually has an idea?

203
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,276
That's right.
I'm not an idiot.

204
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,678
Cheese ball.

205
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,256
Oh.

206
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,658
That's me.

207
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,698
Okay, waldo,
What's your idea?

208
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,801
Karaoke contest.

209
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,371
Oh. At the sundowner
Restaurant.

210
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,374
Oh, and first prize
Is $1,000.

211
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,676
Eddie enters the contest,

212
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,611
He wins,
Pays for the damages,

213
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,780
And there's money
Leftover for snacks.

214
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,648
What do you think?

215
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,551
You've got a good shot
With your pipes.

216
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:52,920
Waldo, I can honestly say

217
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,422
Your idea
Isn't completely terrible.

218
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,191
Okay, go ahead
And say it.

219
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,793
I just did.

220
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,995
Wow. That was fast.

221
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,866
I think waldo deserves
A reward.

222
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,634
I do believe
You're right.

223
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,970
Open up, waldo.

224
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,615
Oh, where's eddie?

225
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,518
He's backstage
Practicing
His sexy smile.

226
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,320
Oh, that's nice.

227
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,158
It would be nicer
If he had one.

228
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,498
Harriette, wait.

229
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,532
What's wrong?

230
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,567
Nothing's wrong.

231
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,835
Everything's great.

232
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,503
You might not
Believe this,

233
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,105
But up until now,

234
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,707
I've always felt
A little bit dowdy.

235
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,709
No.

236
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,079
Yes, yes,
But thanks to you,

237
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,781
Now...

238
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,017
I feel pretty.

239
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,451
You are pretty.

240
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,953
I didn't do anything.

241
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,154
Oh, yes, you did.

242
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,624
I mean, you
Paid attention to me,

243
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,226
Almost--

244
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,161
Almost like a friend.

245
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,362
Oona,

246
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,031
I am your friend,

247
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,866
And I just want you
To realize

248
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,635
That you can be as
Beautiful outside

249
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,570
As you are inside.

250
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,740
Oh, thank you so much,
Harriette.

251
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,843
Let's go watch the show.
Come on.

252
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,577
Ahem.

253
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,080
Oh!
Ooh!

254
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,148
Wow.

255
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,482
Look at you two.

256
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,184
You look great.

257
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,490
[drum roll]

258
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,428
[cymbals crash]

259
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,595
Ladies and gentlemen,

260
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,398
It's time for karaoke.

261
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,167
Say hello to your host
For the evening,

262
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:51,004
A real gem,
Mr. Mel diamond!

263
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,077
Thank you.
What a group.

264
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,946
What a crowd.
What a bunch.

265
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:03,050
Yes, it's great to be here
For cheap entertainment!

266
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,853
Kidding. Joking.

267
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,521
Stop. Don't make me
Come over there.

268
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,393
Hey, you.

269
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,661
Yeah, you.

270
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,762
What?

271
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,697
Race you to
A doughnut.

272
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,099
Ha ha ha ha.

273
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,601
Kidding.

274
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,170
Joking. Stop.

275
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,237
No.

276
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,139
You stop.

277
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,175
Now you sound
Like my wife.

278
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,210
Ba-da-bing.
Ha ha ha ha.

279
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,181
Okie-dokie...

280
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,684
Karaoke.

281
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,052
It's contest time, folks.

282
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,753
You've heard of
Gladys knight and the pips.

283
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,857
Say hello to
Eddie winslow and the poops.

284
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,368
* ooh *

285
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,771
* I bet you're
Wondering how I knew *

286
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,375
* 'bout your plans
To make me blue *

287
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:06,179
* with some other guy
You knew before *

288
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,248
* between the two
Of us guys *

289
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,018
* you know
I loved you more *

290
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,086
* took me by surprise *

291
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,521
* I must say *

292
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,755
* I must say *

293
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,691
* when I found out
Yesterday *

294
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:19,927
* don't you know that *

295
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,396
* I heard it through
The grapevine *

296
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,400
* not much longer
Would you be mine *

297
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,435
* baby *

298
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,571
* I heard it through
The grapevine *

299
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,608
* and I'm just about
To lose my mind *

300
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,944
* honey, honey *

301
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,979
* heard it through
The grapevine *

302
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,981
* not much longer
Would you be my *

303
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,050
* baby *
* baby *

304
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,985
* yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah *

305
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,287
* I heard it through
The grapevine *

306
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:51,191
* not much longer
Would you be my baby *

307
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,226
* yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah *

308
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,563
* I heard it through
The grapevine *

309
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,766
* ooh ooh, I heard *

310
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,402
* yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah **

311
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,023
* oh, give me a home *

312
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,059
* where the buffalo roam *

313
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,996
* and the deer *

314
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,731
* and the antelope *

315
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,034
* play **

316
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,977
[singing sukiyaki
 In japanese]

317
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,624
Hey, I think ed is gonna win.

318
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,392
He's the best one yet.

319
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,297
* here's the moral
Of the story *

320
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,133
* from the guy who knows *

321
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,367
* I fell in love *

322
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,202
* and my love
Still grows *

323
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,005
* ask any fool
That she ever knew *

324
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,841
* they'll say keep away
From runaround sue *

325
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,943
* say whoa *

326
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,179
* whoa oh oh oh oh ohh *

327
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,215
* whoa oh oh oh oh ohh *

328
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,518
* whoa oh oh oh oh ohh *

329
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,554
* la la la la *

330
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,721
* whoa *

331
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,357
* whoa oh oh ohh *

332
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,226
* whoa oh-oh oh-ohh *

333
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,062
* oh oh ohh *

334
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,965
* ohh * * ohh *
* ohh *

335
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,667
* sue *
* sue * * sue **

336
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,404
[applause]

337
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,310
Alrighty,
The mighty echoes.

338
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,578
The audience has spoken,

339
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:55,182
And you guys win
The $1,000 grand prize.

340
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,583
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

341
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,785
Wait? Huh?
What's happening?

342
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,453
My aunt oona's
Going to sing.

343
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,521
She is?

344
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,489
She is?

345
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,356
I am?

346
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,125
Sure. Come on,
Aunt oona.

347
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,359
I've heard you
Sing before.

348
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,027
You have
A wonderful voice.

349
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,263
Why, maybe you
Can win the $1,000.

350
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,299
It doesn't matter, kid.
You're too late.
Here.

351
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,434
Folks, we have
One last
Contestant.

352
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,003
Put your hands
Together

353
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,606
And give
A big welcome
To aunt tuna.

354
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,740
Aunt oona.

355
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,342
Like it matters.

356
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,228
* ain't I even worth
A dime a dance? *

357
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,631
* how 'bout
Just half a chance *

358
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,799
* tonight *

359
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,838
* please, everybody *

360
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,174
* this is my last chance *

361
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,111
* for romance *

362
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,382
* that's right *

363
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:08,521
* ohh, I need you *

364
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,159
* by me *

365
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,628
* beside me *

366
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,266
* to guide me *

367
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,871
* whoa, hold me *

368
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,806
* and scold me *

369
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,776
* scold me, daddy *

370
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,379
* I'm so, so *

371
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,747
* so, so, so, so *

372
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:39,186
* bad *

373
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,422
* come on, everybody *

374
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,424
* so let's dance *

375
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,826
* the last dance, come on *

376
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,060
* let's dance *

377
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,996
* the last dance *

378
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,831
* let's dance *

379
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,200
* the last dance *

380
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:57,170
* tonight *

381
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,574
Come on, everybody!

382
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,911
Come on, let's have
A good time tonight, okay?

383
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,746
* oo-ooh *

384
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,281
* oo-ooh *

385
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,183
* oo-ooh *

386
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,786
* oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh *

387
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,389
* whoa-oa, I need you *

388
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,057
* by me *

389
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,959
* beside me *

390
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,828
* to guide me *

391
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,431
* to hold me *

392
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,032
* and scold me *

393
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,700
* I'm so, so *

394
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,935
* so, so bad *

395
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,070
* so come on, baby *

396
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,905
* do the last dance *

397
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,807
* come on, baby *

398
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,443
* one last dance *

399
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,144
* come on, baby *

400
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,279
* last dance *

401
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,249
* tonight *

402
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,951
* aah *

403
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,554
* ooh **

404
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,001
Calm down, calm down.

405
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,270
Easy, easy.

406
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,238
Alright. Alright.
There's no doubt about it.

407
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,539
Aunt oona from altoona

408
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:10,042
Is our okie-dokie
Karaoke champion.

409
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,444
Aah!

410
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,916
Oona, I didn't know
You had it in you.

411
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,118
Isn't that something?

412
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,053
I'm so proud
Of her.

413
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,790
Eddie,
I only sang
To help you,

414
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,992
So I want
You to have
This check.

415
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,894
Oh, I couldn't.

416
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,496
Oh, but
I insist.

417
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,697
Okay.

418
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,834
Thanks, aunt oona.

419
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:35,902
You're
Welcome.

420
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,036
Oh, uh, son,

421
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,671
And speaking
Of thanks,

422
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,440
Thank you, son.

423
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,847
[last dance plays]

424
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:12,839
* ooh *

425
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,407
* your kiss is *

426
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,343
* sweeter than honey *

427
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,244
* oh, and guess what *

428
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,347
* so is my money *

429
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,750
* oh, but all I want you
To do for me *

430
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,951
* is give me
A little respect *

431
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,252
* when you get home *

432
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,887
* yeah, baby *

433
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,322
* a little respect *

434
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,423
* just a little bit *

435
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,424
* now *

436
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,192
* just a little bit *

437
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,227
* r-e-s-p-e-c-t *

438
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,464
* find out
What it means to me *

439
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,632
* r-e-s-p-e-c-t *

440
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,634
* take care, t-c-b *

441
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,436
* sock it to me,
Sock it to me *

442
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,037
* a little respect *

443
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,239
* come on and show me *

444
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,475
* a little respect *

445
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,509
* just a little bit *

446
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,811
* all the time **